"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"

"I'm afraid I'm unable to help. I'm a medical doctor and therefore inadequately trained in psychology. I'm afraid I'll have to refer you." (submitted by FoldsFive)

Where do policemen live?

All over the place. To have them concentrated in one geographical location would make efficient law enforcement unworkable at best. (submitted by FoldsFive)

What is a ghosts favourite meal?

They don't have one. The very idea of a non corporeal supernatural entity eating is ridiculous (submitted by FoldsFive)