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Sunday, April 26, 2009
"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"
"I'm afraid I'm unable to help. I'm a medical doctor and therefore inadequately trained in psychology. I'm afraid I'll have to refer you." (submitted by FoldsFive)
Or the doctor could reply that he/she has no interest in hearing about the patient's desire to acquire soft furnishings. Or the doctor could phyically feel the patient and insist that the patient feels like flesh-and-blood. Or something.
Or the doctor could reply that he/she has no interest in hearing about the patient's desire to acquire soft furnishings. Or the doctor could phyically feel the patient and insist that the patient feels like flesh-and-blood. Or something.
ReplyDelete"I hope they hang you! And may you never darken my surgery again!"
ReplyDeleteAh, it's NETTING to worry about t'be sure
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