Sunday, April 26, 2009

"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"

"I'm afraid I'm unable to help. I'm a medical doctor and therefore inadequately trained in psychology. I'm afraid I'll have to refer you." (submitted by FoldsFive)


  1. Or the doctor could reply that he/she has no interest in hearing about the patient's desire to acquire soft furnishings. Or the doctor could phyically feel the patient and insist that the patient feels like flesh-and-blood. Or something.

  2. "I hope they hang you! And may you never darken my surgery again!"

  3. Ah, it's NETTING to worry about t'be sure