or "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore". Send any submissions to the email address found in my FoldsFive profile.
Or the doctor could reply that he/she has no interest in hearing about the patient's desire to acquire soft furnishings. Or the doctor could phyically feel the patient and insist that the patient feels like flesh-and-blood. Or something.
"I hope they hang you! And may you never darken my surgery again!"
Ah, it's NETTING to worry about t'be sure