Killing The Joke

Because he burned them when taking sausage rolls out of the oven without taking the appropriate precautions. Take heed.

It wasn't. 6 is a number. Numbers are not sentient. (shamelessly nicked from sickipedia)

A wasp.

Turning up on the first day he asks the foreman what he will be doing. "Supplies", replies the foreman. The Chinese man goes to wo...

The barman looks at it and says "Blimey! Cheryl, you segregate it from the lounge area and I'll try and herd it back outside"...

The barman doesn't respond, even when the ghost tries to order a drink. The ghost suddenly realises that because it has no physical pre...

In all honesty, it's not really feasible. The pitch and range of a ducks quack is more than likely insufficient to fulfil the subtle a...