Saturday, August 1, 2009

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

In all honesty, it's not really feasible. The pitch and range of a ducks quack is more than likely insufficient to fulfil the subtle and delicate vocal style needed for the Soul genre.

3 comments:

  1. I think the bill would most likely toughen up as the moisture dries out of it - beaks are pretty hard things, I doubt that a microwave would cause it to wither. It would be a bit like microwaving a seashell.

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  2. Stick its head up its arse and paint it black!

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  3. put it in the oven at 180 degrees until its Bill Whithers

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