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Saturday, August 1, 2009
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
In all honesty, it's not really feasible. The pitch and range of a ducks quack is more than likely insufficient to fulfil the subtle and delicate vocal style needed for the Soul genre.
I think the bill would most likely toughen up as the moisture dries out of it - beaks are pretty hard things, I doubt that a microwave would cause it to wither. It would be a bit like microwaving a seashell.
I think the bill would most likely toughen up as the moisture dries out of it - beaks are pretty hard things, I doubt that a microwave would cause it to wither. It would be a bit like microwaving a seashell.
ReplyDeleteStick its head up its arse and paint it black!
ReplyDeleteput it in the oven at 180 degrees until its Bill Whithers
ReplyDeletePut him in the pea soup until he's Al Green or roast him in the over until he's Sam Cooked
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