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I think the bill would most likely toughen up as the moisture dries out of it - beaks are pretty hard things, I doubt that a microwave would cause it to wither. It would be a bit like microwaving a seashell.
Stick its head up its arse and paint it black!
put it in the oven at 180 degrees until its Bill Whithers
Put him in the pea soup until he's Al Green or roast him in the over until he's Sam Cooked