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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Why didn't the Skeleton go to the Party?
To be accurately described as a skeleton, you would have to be dead. There is no way an organism can continue to exist when reduced to just its bone structure. Animate skeletons are confined to fiction so would be unable to attend a social gathering.
He didn't receive an invitation because he was extremely antisocial. He had no confidence to make friends due to his abnormal appearance which led to his depression and further deterioration of self-esteem
Beacause it was a skeleton KEY. And you don't need a key to go to a party, unless it's your own party of course, you need an INVITATION
ReplyDeletehe had no guts
ReplyDeleteHe didn't receive an invitation because he was extremely antisocial. He had no confidence to make friends due to his abnormal appearance which led to his depression and further deterioration of self-esteem
ReplyDeleteBecause he has no body to go with!
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ReplyDeleteBecause he was fuckin ugly
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